Signifying nothing

The day and the hour is here (well almost here.) As of 5:00 pm MST today I will not be consulting the Internet for anything. That's right: no email, no last minute looking up stupid facts to impress people, no nothing. I will, however, be posting at Signifying nothing Unplugged by scanning in notebook pages: I've already started, just to get the hang of it. (And yes I know a standard blogger.com template is not the most elegant way to do this, but I don't have the time or the inclination to make something fancy. See you in 20 days!

Or to quote another movie, "What has God done to us now." That's right, I have a new haircut: not quite Marlon Brando baldness of Apocalypse Now, but close. The horror, indeed. Hard to believe I'm giving up the Internet's tubes tomorrow. Here' a sneak preview of Signifying nothing Unplugged !

Here are some holiday music giving recommendations in no particular order and suitable commentary: Art Brut (listen to it before you buy, but once you get past the lead's singing, you'll dig it) Arcade Fire Neon Bible (or Funeral if you don't have it we insist that you must have it and they are Canadian!) M.I.A. OK Go! (You will like these guys) Ghostland Observatory (see Art Brut above) Holy Fuck (only if you want to pay tribute to the now defunct Karlheinz Stockhausen) Hot Chip (if you don't have their work you better!) Iron & Wine (for a bit of laid-back American rockiness) Matt & Kim (there is no way around their infectious personalities) Living Things (if you don't have it) Black Keys (if you don't have it and crave some fried chicken) Broken Social Scene (more Canadians!) Feist (even more Canadian music with a loungey kind of feel) LCD Soundsystem (you must have this if you don't already) The Streets (see Art Brut and Ghostland Observatory) B...

Somebody's party at BestBuy , originally uploaded by Theorris . Since the first two installments of this series have been so successfully commented upon (2 on the first, zero on the second), I've decided to post the next one: 3. It is over there "So you want to end this?" "I think so." "Why? What did I do?" "Its not so much what you did, Jesus! Its, I don't know. Its me. God. Jesus. Grow up!" "Its me? Jesus." "I mean I don't know! What the fuck do you want me to say? Jesus." "What? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" "Christ." "What?!" "You just sit there. You just play those stupid fucking games and drink beer." "Give me a break!" "That's right." "Oh nice." And he accidentally or on purpose kicks two beer cans out of the car that laid at his feet into the gutter as he gets out, slamming the door. "So that...

It is Arthur C Clarke's 90th Birth day! Go wish him well. I think my favorite Clarke work is "Summertime on Icarus," a brilliant story published in 1960 about life and death on a hot, hot asteroid.

Somebody's party at BestBuy , originally uploaded by Theorris . Told you so: 2. Finding it Jim Householder was a real fucker sometimes. We found a couple of beers once that some stupid kids threw out their car by the train station probably to avoid the cops, and he grabbed them and started to run. "You fucker!" I remember yelling as I took off after him. "You fucker! One of those is mine!" Jim was slow cause he had a gimpy leg since he got beat up by a cop, and I caught him pretty easy. I grabbed for the beer but caught his arm instead, causing us both to tumble onto the concrete. It was late so no one was around. The sulfur parking lot lights of the BestBuy lit up the big red gash on his forehead. "You dumb fuck!" he yells trying to free himself and the beer from my grip. I ripped the box out of his dirty hand. "You're the fucker!" I stood up with the beer, and noticed that I'd ripped my fucking pants. Shit. Another...

I really don't think I've seen the Jazz play better than in their loss tonight against the Mavericks. The only, and I will reiterate, ONLY reason they lost was because of horrific officiating. The Jazz were tight and held it together and almost stole it away from the referees. My only consolation is that the point spread really fucked the refs on the Vegas bets. Yeah, that's right: the referees are indeed crooked. You think that one guy was the only one? Pfft.

Somebody's party at BestBuy , originally uploaded by Theorris . This little vignette inspired me to flash fiction, or perhaps it is found fiction. It is no doubt far too racy for my family-friendly blog, and far too sexist. Oh what the hell: We are standing in the BestBuy parking lot, swilling Milwaukee's Best. It is one forty five a.m. and the trains have stopped running. The bars have closed too, but I don't go to bars because I am flat broke. It doesn't matter that I am underage. That never matters. It is all about the cash. "Are you going to kiss me or what?" Nikki says to me out of nowhere. She is leaning back on my rust bucket Ford Escort, her beer can up to her lips all frosted with the brightest red lipstick she could find. She is wearing a low cut tight black dress and I literally feel my eyes darting back and forth over her, not sure where to settle. She is older than me, but not really by much. Maybe 5 years. She bought the beer....

HH has an interesting post about an email interchange with Richard Dawkins that provides me a better understanding of Dawkins's position on conciousness: HH's place: Richard Dawkins... need I say more??? I am really curious why Dawkins can accept such pomo notion as the "meme" but finds the rest of it reprehensible. You will note that he links "meme" to genetic (physical) traits. I think there is a confusion between "software" and "hardware" at this point, as I comment on in the very HH post I reference above.

I want one of these robots so very, very badly. (Thanks again to boingboing.net).

Wikipedia is on the menu, according to J. LeRoy's Evolving Web: Jimmy Wales Grows Them Good and Organic . As I commented, I want to try the "Steam eggs with wikipedia." Sounds positively texty, like a 150-year-old copy of the Encyclopedia Britannica. Thanks, BoingBoing , you rule.

Ok I spent a good chunk of yesterday watching Richard Dawkins 's 5 1991 Royal Institution Christmas Lectures for Children "Growing up in the Universe" which is now conveniently found on the web. It is full of the sciency goodness that I have loved since I was a child, and, despite the title of the lecture series, is a bit more challenging than one might expect. The material, while presented in a straightforward manner, wasn't exactly 8th grade science, either. I found that quite provocative, actually, since many folks try to dumb stuff down for kids. I think Dawkins deserves credit for making the lectures interesting (with some, at times, dodgy props) yet challenging for the kids in the audience. Through the series of lectures, Dawkins laid out the ideas about the origins of life, the influence of natural selection, designed vs. "designoid" things, how seemingly improbable structures such as the eye can evolve, and how we humans developed such big brain...

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I haven't seen such an enjoyable basketball game since the last time the Jazz thrashed the Lakers. As I kept going on about in a beer-induced polemic: Fesenko is the Jazz's future. They need to stop fucking around by sending him to D-League teams, kick Collins' sorry ass onto the bench, and use this kid's energy and talent to its utmost. In the name of Bill Laimbeer, Amen.

I just heard that neither Boozer nor Okur will play tonight. Oy. That's a sure downer to what I thought might be a nice route of the fucking Lakers. Meh.

I've noticed three things about the NaBloPoMo experiment: blog writing gets much more concise blogger's don't comment on other blogs as much a favorite topic of blogging is that one has to blog The cause of each of these outcomes is the very pressure to blog. Blogging is concise, because one feels pushed to post something. Bloggers who are consequently pushed to write something, do not take the time to read other blogs and post comments. Given that the pressure of such blogging is higher than for folks who blog a few times a week, it becomes a topic in and of itself simply because it is a noticeable change in a blogger's life. For whatever reason, I tend to blog a great deal more than my more discursive and more thoughtful blogging colleagues. No doubt this is because of my general fidgety nature. The upshot of this, however, is that the blog every day thing has not really been that big of a hassle for me. I am glad it is over, however, in that I won't feel co...

For Sleepy E: Simroid: Dentistry in the uncanny valley (video) ::: Pink Tentacle. Watch the video. I don't know what is more uncanny and creepy: a faux dentist's office or a faux patient. The dentist-in-training is cute, however, despite her rather cavalier style with that dental mirror. At least she apologizes for making the Simroid gag.

So a few entries ago I wrote about the plan of not accessing the Internet's tubes starting December 13. While in New York, I came up with a better plan: I will still blog, but it won't be in the conventional sense. While there I purchased this a Black n' Red notebook imported from Ye Olde England. I shall be writing in this text, scanning the pages, and then uploading them to this old blog. While uploading I will refrain from checking the Internet for anything else (like email or comments). The temptation, of course, will be great, but I shall resist by shouting, with my arm to the square, "Get thee behind me Satan!" (Bet you didn't know I knew that much about LDS practice, did you?) I might, too, put on a hair shirt while doing this. (Bet you didn't know I knew that much about Catholic practice, did you?) I suppose the inspiration for this came from a couple of different sources, most notably Jeff Bridges , who has had a handwritten website/blo...

It is snowing and I sit by my window reading a book of winter haiku. Here is a haiku by Miura Yuzuru Snow on top Lengthens The height of the gateposts. Here is one by Ono Rinka A winter shower driving down-- Turmeric flowers In full bloom. And, finally, we have Nozawa Setsuko Heaven and earth Convulsing in the same breath Let fall a tremendous snow. I've always liked to sit and watch snow. It is a good diversion. One feels so much comfort by snow, even though it is, of course, cold and treacherous. It covers the world, making it all fresh and new, yet at the same time killing the last remnants of fall. Roads are slick. People fall on concrete. The snow falls in swirling, beautiful patterns, smoothing even that out. It is calming to sit by the window as the snow falls and read. So I take up my pencil and write in the margin next to the three poems: Snow falls quietly As I read by the window Words settle my mind.

Mahleres & Siampenos Bldg., Price, Utah , originally uploaded by arts enthusiast . Overheard in Craig Mecham's* excutive board room: "What? You can make use of old buildings if you take care of them? What nonsense is that!?" *Mecham is the developer slavering to tear down Sugar House, SLC, Pretty Great State, Californicated, United States, The Universe.

Brunch with the Jazz , originally uploaded by Theorris . A flickr contact is working on a linguistic project about how basketball fans talk, so a few of us gathered at Fiddler's Elbow to watch the Jazz smash the Pistons. These folks were not a part of our group, but, as you can see, were equally enthusiastic. I ate way too much bacon. It is nice to meet fellow Jazz fans. Most folks I know are rather ambivalent aside from Croin, Catinlap, Middlebrow, and Hightouch.

! Warning , originally uploaded by Theorris . Wasn't this dude on Star Trek?

Facade , originally uploaded by Theorris . The soon-to-be demolished Sugar House frontage on 11th East and 21st South is not the most attractive facade. One wonders, however, if its Californicated replacement will be any better. No doubt it will be craptastic, but appealing to Mike and Paula from Sandy and their 4.6 children: or maybe something like this from the Yeeeee fucking haw Grand Ole Opry is more appealing: Yeah! I can't wait! Saddle up the Oldsmobile, Sadie, we're going to town and we don't even have to walk 10 feet! Jesus.

I must remind you members of the syndicate of its existence: The Bowling Syndicate ? When will be the next Syndicate Bowlarama? Certainly we need a holiday classic? The Wilhelm Holiday Classic is in its third year. Anyone care to join? (Don't worry you won't have to write a haiku.)

And why wasn't I informed of this contest: Salt Lake Tribune - A supple muse ? Ah well, we shall have our own contest. Please enter your Jell-o brand gelatin-inspired haiku in the comments. Here be mine: Carrots suspended, You jiggle green and orange Mighty lime Jell-0! Next poetic project: "A Valediction Forbidding Jell-o"" A S virtuous men pass mildly away, And whisper to their souls to go, Whilst some of their sad friends do say, "Now his breath goes," and some say, "Jell-o." (My apologies to Mr. Donne.)

Park City Mountain Resort Blog: The Waiting Game is Over! Strap in and feel the G's!

I was searching for a factoid for HightouchMegastore and came across this entry from 3 years ago (cue dreamy "memory music" and wavy transition): Admit one part 1: "when the shooting stops there will be a movie no one will watch but me" Ah, Thirsty Thursday! I'm not sure it gets much better than going to the ball park to watch baseball on a temperate summer evening. Well it could have been better if the Stingerzzzzzzzz actually had a chance to win. It was a sad, sad, state of affairs. The the fourth inning they were behind by 11. Oy. The only reason to stay through the whole game, however, was that you could double-fist microbrews. At two bucks a brew, I was in baseball Walhalla, pouring libations to the mighty baseball gods. part 2: "The birds were insane/flapping all about." It is somewhat unnerving to hear a light tap on the screen door and then have a timid voice say "do you guys smoke pot?...

Merry T-Giving Mo-Fros! , originally uploaded by Theorris . This is turning into a Thanksgiving tradition, I fear. Martinis for Thanksgiving? What the hell is wrong with me? They are about the most sickening drink known to man. Well that and Manhattans. Whiskey and sweet vermouth? Christ almighty.

As I was handing in my receipts this morning for suitable recompense, the taxi receipt from JFK had "I --heart symbol-- New York" printed at the top. The administrative assistant pointed it out, laughed, and asked if I loved New York. "For as much money as I spent on her," I shot back faster than a New York minute, "she might as well be my girlfriend." Bah dum dum.

Johnny Utah's! , originally uploaded by Theorris . You can never get away from the ubiquity of Utah, I fear. Well I'm back. It was a good convention and great fun in NYC. I'm tired, however.

Grafitti complex , originally uploaded by Theorris . This expanse of buildings contains about a square block. All the buildings are painted. It is particularly cool when viewed from the 7 train rolling into Queens. I didn't whip my camera out in time, however. Stupid me. It is quite stunning, and certainly breaks up the monotony on a gray day. I wonder how this school of art will effect building design in the future. Will we see such "decoration" in future architecture? Spray paint is, after all, the modern fresco.

People in New York are funny. They are actually friendly when you engage them in conversation about some relevant topic or when you are the subject of their service, but overall without the pretense of a focussed topic they ignore you. Such is life in a megalopolis, I suppose. For example, when you pass some one in the street here, the usual interaction is to say nothing. You huddle up and scurry on your way. This suits me well. I generally dislike such trifling acknowledgments of our existence, and, I assume like most New Yorkers, just want to get about my business. I feel compelled, however, to change my ways in the city that suits me so well (being the rude, un-noticing son of bitch I can be), and tomorrow I shall greet every person on my path in a friendly manner. Perhaps this is noticing the difference between where I live and here. No. No. No. It is not that Salt Lake is the bastion of friendliness--in fact it is not. It is the fact that here you have the Salt Lake pro...

Correction , originally uploaded by Theorris . Ok, I fucked up. I have no idea what I was thinking as I've seen the Brooklyn Bridge before, adn know that it is located in the Financial District. Here is an image from my camera phone correcting my previous error of naming the Queensboro Bridge with its older brother. As you can see the weather has turned bad again. It was cold an windy on the bridge. I've been warm on the subway on my day off from the Convention. I went up the the Neue Gallery to see the Klimt exhibit. They had transplanted Klimt's artelier. It was quite bare (and no doubt nothing like it would have been in his life time) but you get the general architecture of the space wherer he created his paintings.

Brooklyn Bridge , originally uploaded by Theorris .

It is pissing down rain. Lucky for me I brought an umbrella.

Fear and loathing in Times Square , originally uploaded by Theorris . I have no idea why I decided to wander over here. The convention's hotel is here, but that's about the only reason I'm going to have to come back. What a mess. Ok, it is Times Square, but why come to this consumer whorehouse? (Funny that all the wonders of corporate prostitution replaced the sex-trade businesses that used to be here.) I was nice and took several pictures for tourists. They liked them. Maybe I should be a photographer for the masses here--well I could charge 5 bucks a photo, I suppose. See this place is infectious. Maybe all it can be is somewhere to suck the dollars out of tourists pockets.

The world's smallest room , originally uploaded by Theorris . Here it is in all its glory. I have approximately 3 feet of walking space.

The view from my room , originally uploaded by Theorris . I think I am in the world's smallest room. Ok, it probably isn't that small, but compared to the palatial room I had in San Francisco, this is smaller than a beggar's hovel. The room may be small, but it has a passable view. I'm on the 11th floor. I am in a decidedly more gritty part of town, but it is still not anywhere near as gritty as I remember New York in the 80's. Tomorrow I have some conventioneering to do, but I am going to get up early to walk and take pictures for a bit.

Here is a portrait of Middlebrow after his augering horrorshow: Robot body, anyone?

Middlebrow lives it up with extra joie de vivre , but I still hate plumbing. Note the cool augering dood.

Witness a word-thing come into being: November 2003 . Was that really 4 years ago? I feel snubbed out.

As seen on Oprah , originally uploaded by Theorris . I do recommend it, however. It does seem to work. I used to get sick every time I flew long distances. I've taken AirBorne on the last few and have been ok. Funny how it reminds me of certain German vitamin drinks that are fizzy, but that's another story. I don't like their selling point, however: "Created by a second grade teacher." I hated my second grade teacher. Mrs. Snakefield, as we called her, was, ahem, a bitch. If you haven't figured it out, I'm traveling again. This time to NYC, my droogies. I have some photo expeditions planned. We'll see.

Middlebrow stopped by my office today and announced that he was going to write about the Jazz. "They are looking good," he stated with some amount of passion. I couldn't agree with him more, so I thought I would cut Middlebrow off in the lane and steal the ball from him for a quick-and-easy layup of my own. As I stated before, I believe the Jazz are going to rock the league this year. Boozer is unstoppable with his consistent double-doubles, and Kirilinko has seemingly gotten over his hissy fit from the pre-pre-season and manned-up some to return to his solid defensive game (look at all those blocked shots last night against the Kings.) He's also quick and stealthy as a cat and his commitment to seeing a play through has paid off. Okur (who's inconsistency outside of late) has found a new home in the lane, where he takes it to the basket, overcoming weaker and smaller defenders. Williams is essential to the team, of course, and has the potential this year of...

The interaction below with lisa b. of Hightouch Megastore has inspired me to go on a 20-day Internet hiatus starting on December 13 and ending January 1, 2008. And to make it an interesting project, I will document my efforts in a real-to-goodness journal I shall purchase for that very purpose. Why? I hear you ask. "Why not?" is my non-reply. Actually I do like to take breaks from all things electronic once in a while, but I've never documented it. Further more, you might do better to ask me something like "why don't you own a car you freak?" which seems like a perfectly more justifiable question. Well I was going to, but it seems a bit too pushy to ask. Why the hell don't you have a car? What are you some kind of hippy? I guess I should have, but haven't, documented my self-chosen carlessness. There could have been some good money in that, after all. I mean, my heck, Barbara Kingsolver wrote a book about buying local for a year, and the...

Not going anywhere near a computer yesterday/today is what I consider modern fasting. I fear this will be the standard for the next two weeks as I will be traveling extensively and cannot be sure of my connection. Oh well, so much for writing every day. Good luck to those of you who still have a heart and time for the project.

Well I'm back from San Francisco in what qualifies as a whirlwind trip. I won't bore you with the detail of my work there, as I will save that for the academic blog, perhaps, so I will excite you with the details of how I seem to have lost all ability to read contextual clues from everyday situations. In other words: I was the absent-minded professor this weekend. This morning I walked into the Olympic Diner across from my hotel and stood at the threshold like I assumed a good patron should and waited to be seated. The waitress, no doubt the grand daughter of the Greek-born cook manning the grill, looked at me quizicaly several times. She came towards me and said something which I didn't quite make out (perhaps my hearing is going) and then walked back towards the counter. I followed her, being a well-trained patron. She turned on me then and motioned wildly to the rest of the diner. I then realized this was a sit-anywhere-you-like establishment. "Should I sit w...

Trash day , originally uploaded by Theorris .

The bay , originally uploaded by Theorris . This was the view I had all day. The oil spill was farther north. Sad.

Smug , originally uploaded by Theorris . They are putting me up in style here. Damn. Click on my flickr link above to see more dumb picks.

Ok that title is a very bad joke, particularly since I promised myself I would never make such a stupid topical reference to a city with a theme song, but it just struck me that there is an honor bar in the room. I kid. I kid. Actually I have a long day tomorrow. Another question: eventhough I'm traveling on a publisher's dime, should I complain that my room smells like a very over-chlorinated swimming pool and that the air purifier was left in my room? I take it that the Hotel Adagio either has a mildew problem (quite likely for San Francisco's climate) or that the previous tenant smoked (despite the rather strenuous warning they give you at the desk about such miscreant behavior.) I think I'm going to go out and see if I get mugged. Nah, San Francisco isn't that bad, and I'm a big guy: 6 foot 8, 280.

So how far in advance should one arrive at an airport? I've been 2 hours early before and barely made the plane. I've been 2 hours early before and have had the joy of sitting around the airport for and hour and a half before boarding. Thoughts?

I'd love to keep posting daily entries, but blogger.com and Comcast are not getting along too well right now. I'm sending them to marriage counseling, however, so we'll see.

Vote! , originally uploaded by Theorris . It kind of looks like I'm voting for Dave Buhler, doesn't it?

Jazz! , originally uploaded by Theorris . Jazz play again tomorrow night. Ah, Jazz. 2 and 2 on the season. Too bad we can't play Golden State every night. Truth is, I am just posting this non-post because Comcast is being such a freak and I need to see if I can get it to force the issue. What a pain in the ass. Sounds like another scathing letter form the Wookie is coming.

I am less friendly to our beloved Utah Transit Authority than I have been in th past: While I understand the mechanical problems this morning with TRAX were completely out of your control, UTA could have informed all of its drivers who arrive at TRAX stations to inform riders that there will be long delays or that there would be alternate bus service. The lack of information form UTA to the commuting public is unacceptable. Having drivers roll around TRAX stations yelling at people to get on (having no idea where they are going) is not an appropriate contingency plan. I expect a reply to this message. I am quite disappointed that you have refused to reply to my previous complaint about the bus stop on 21st South and 21st East. Is this how the new UTA runs? Ignore your customers? I have decided to be blunt this time since my previous rather cordial letter received no response at all. I my note that my complaint to Thanksgiving Point also received no response. Should I write to...

Walkie talkies! , originally uploaded by Theorris . This is the child who perpetrated the crimes mentioned below, and many more. I settled down into a depressed teen after my father died, driven by an unknown future. That's bound to make anyone stop doing stupid things. Now that I've outlived Elvis, however, I feel the prankster or hellion in me returning. Ok, it never left.

I knew it would come down to this: Hightouch tagged me to give out 7 interesting facts about myself. My first instinct, as with all things like this is to be obstinate and ignore the request. My second instinct is to actively mock the request. I will, however, comply, as I think it brings out several key unsavory facts about my childhood before the age of 10 that I want you all to realize right now: I faked being sick for 3 weeks in third grade so I wouldn't have to go to school and then lied about the reason why I was faking illness. I blamed my best-friend Spencer and he never forgave me for it. I once threw a fit at Christmas when the new Battleship computerized game didn't work right out of the box. All it needed were the batteries. My father was quite disgusted by my behavior. I destroyed a birdhouse I was making because I couldn't get a nail to go in without bending. I'm talking hammer flailing ultra-violence here. As I recall my friends whom I was build...

Three more reasons to hate the 80s #3 , originally uploaded by Theorris . At the Fat Flake Festival last night.

Dinner , originally uploaded by Theorris . 133 mo fros! 133!

Holy fuck, I missed it. On August 31, 2007, I officially outlived Elvis. "On a cold and gray Chicago morn, a baby's born, and his momma cries."

So lis, I dare you to play this at your wedding: The_Smiths-how_soon_is_now.mp3 (audio/mpeg Object) ? I love the thesaurus action going on there. Perhaps it will be this lovely ditty instead? Or perhaps you prefer French Canadian 90's work? I did so love 2001 . Well the early part. Not the blowing up and terrorist things part. Did I say that out loud? Enjoy the silence .

Lisa b of Hightouchmegastore has ordered that everyone blog every day for the month of November in honor of NaBlogPoMo or the National Blog Posting Month. Given my reputation for complete compliance to requests and peer pressure, I at first was tempted to take the entire month of November off from any sort of writing with the final post being "screw that" in regards to NaBlogPoMo. I don't mind being an asshole like that, generally, but I thought better of it as it would not be nice to Hightouch who has been a faithful reader and commenter for several years now, and I pretty much write the most inane crap everyday anyway, so it really isn't going to be that different now, is it? So here I am, just doing my part. Small children in India will no longer have to go without blog posts about ex-kid show stars who stalk bloggers to read! "Good night, and good luck" or is that "Courage"?

Happy Halloween! , originally uploaded by Theorris .

In Profession 2005 , a publication of the Modern Language Association, Harvard English professor Louis Menand writes the following in response to an article about string theory that conotates the universe to a bank card: If you say that the meaning of a poem is indeterminate, you are accused of posing a threat to Western values--often by people who never read poetry. But if you say that the universe is like an ATM card, you get the Nobel Prize. How did humanists get painted into a cultural corner such that everything that a social or natural scientist says that is counterintuitive receives public genuflection, but literature professors are expected to do nothing but reaffirm common sense? ("Dangers Within and Without" 10-11) and Faculty members in science and in social science departments tend to regard humanists as reflexively oppositional to what they do and, therefore, as easy to discount. This perception is founded mainly on ignorance. The summaries of the state of id...

Jazz! , originally uploaded by Theorris . Remember last year when we were all excited how the Jazz actually busted out a great opening game and scored over 100? Remember how I predicted they'd definitely breeze through the second round? Well, this is the 2007 Jazz rock prediction post: 1) The Jazz, while they will have a mid-season doldrum, will have the winningnest season since the Stockton/Malone era. 2) They will consistently score over 110 points (last year it was consistently scoring over 100. 3) They will down the Spurs and the Suns consistently. Is this the year? I should be so bold to say, yes. Actually I think they will be in the Western Conference finals again. I don't think I can be so bold as to say they will win it. If they do, however, it will be theres. In the meantime: Jazz 117 (One hundred fucking seventeen!) to Golden States' 96. Yeltsin!