Ah well, we shall have our own contest. Please enter your Jell-o brand gelatin-inspired haiku in the comments. Here be mine:
Carrots suspended,Next poetic project: "A Valediction Forbidding Jell-o""
You jiggle green and orange
Mighty lime Jell-0!
AS virtuous men pass mildly away,(My apologies to Mr. Donne.)
And whisper to their souls to go,
Whilst some of their sad friends do say,
"Now his breath goes," and some say, "Jell-o."