Ah well, we shall have our own contest. Please enter your Jell-o brand gelatin-inspired haiku in the comments. Here be mine:
Carrots suspended,Next poetic project: "A Valediction Forbidding Jell-o""
You jiggle green and orange
Mighty lime Jell-0!
AS virtuous men pass mildly away,(My apologies to Mr. Donne.)
And whisper to their souls to go,
Whilst some of their sad friends do say,
"Now his breath goes," and some say, "Jell-o."
Cranberry red nuts
ReplyDeleteChopped and diced with marshmellows
Sitting by turkey
Nice one, cordelia. They make cranberry Jell-o?
ReplyDeleteI've never made it myself but have had it forced upon me. I think they use cherry jello and put cranberries, nuts and marshmellows in it. Then coat it with a layer of cool whip.
ReplyDeleteI prefer my homemade relish with fresh cranberries, ginger, walnuts and apples. Yum!