Issue 57: here's an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale
This is turning into a Thanksgiving tradition, I fear. Martinis for Thanksgiving? What the hell is wrong with me? They are about the most sickening drink known to man. Well that and Manhattans. Whiskey and sweet vermouth? Christ almighty.
Also, and I'm not sure you realized this, but the martini apparently makes your face look funny. Just saying.
I'm thankful for martinis. There is something about a martini...etc, etc.
So, does the face depict how one feels after a certain # of martinis? That's really scary, kind of makes me feel queasy.