Issue 57: here's an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Wow what a great audience. I'll be doing two shows at the Catskills Supper Club next week
As I was handing in my receipts this morning for suitable recompense, the taxi receipt from JFK had "I --heart symbol-- New York" printed at the top. The administrative assistant pointed it out, laughed, and asked if I loved New York.
"For as much money as I spent on her," I shot back faster than a New York minute, "she might as well be my girlfriend."