As I was handing in my receipts this morning for suitable recompense, the taxi receipt from JFK had "I --heart symbol-- New York" printed at the top. The administrative assistant pointed it out, laughed, and asked if I loved New York.
"For as much money as I spent on her," I shot back faster than a New York minute, "she might as well be my girlfriend."
Bah dum dum.
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