Let's do it right

Some say that you should stand here beside me
 You know you won't, but you want to let the
 Breeze flow across your skin. A simple request
 Just stay here beside me. Just be here with
 Me
 It is a request. Not a demand.
 Only desire Just an animal inquiry.
 So so so so so You know.
 There was an apple on the cupboard,
You left it Like you left me.
 Easy.
An easy consumption
And easy avoidance.
So so so so so so
I left the window open,
 I'm sorry.
 The wind It blows across your skin and you are cold
 It is my fault.
 I

And any fool knows a dog needs a home

Should a 7 Year Old Have Been Allowed to Watch This?

Tis the season

Wow

This ting and I do mean ting might be the worst thing I have ever encountered on the Internets as far as useful advice for anyone:

http://lifehacker.com/5950082/how-to-grocery-shop-when-youre-cooking-for-one

Wow and tripple wow:

Skip the Store Altogether

If you don't have a ton of time or hate grocery shopping, try doing it online (Peapod is surprisingly affordable). This is a great way to avoid the tempting aromas and strategically placed impulse items and just shop for what you need. Best of all, you can save your grocery lists on the site, so if you buy the same stuff every week, your shopping can be done in literally minutes.

With just a little bit of planning, you can easily get into a groove of grocery shopping for just you—and save some money and waste less food, too.

If you really hate grocery shopping, check out Lifehacker's tips here.

Jaysus living Christmas.

Really?