Signifying nothing

It is a contest: guess what this map of consumption is defining.

Clever, this:

You should participate in this: Waterstone's - What's Your Story?

Since moving SigNo to blogger.com, I've been able to avail myself of the advanced template features which allow a simple-minded blogger like myself to easily add layout components to her or his blog. Such components are things like blogrolls or image slide shows. (You can seem them to the right.) There is also a RSS feed discombobulator, that allows you to put a feed on your web page from another blog source. I've decided to make use of these handy feature to link to a "Commenter of the week." Such a commenter is someone who caught my attention usually by making me laugh out loud. And our first featured commenter is......Dr. Write for her wry comment on my post about the extremely weird MP3 player/Tazer[TM] combo . My response, I fear, might not have been taken as comedy. I wrote several mocking moral outrage, but none seemed as good as the deadpan response I gave. Who will be our next winner?

And why wasn't I informed of this contest: Salt Lake Tribune - A supple muse ? Ah well, we shall have our own contest. Please enter your Jell-o brand gelatin-inspired haiku in the comments. Here be mine: Carrots suspended, You jiggle green and orange Mighty lime Jell-0! Next poetic project: "A Valediction Forbidding Jell-o"" A S virtuous men pass mildly away, And whisper to their souls to go, Whilst some of their sad friends do say, "Now his breath goes," and some say, "Jell-o." (My apologies to Mr. Donne.)