Oh my, the NBA is just asking for it: NBA.com: There Can Be Only One. My first thought was wondering where I could find a picture of a horse's ass to meld with Kobe Bryant's. There can be only one horse's ass like Kobe.
Thank the basketball gods for that.
In the name of Bill Lambier, Amen.
Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Signifying nothing Biggest Basketball Asshole of the Year
Well the NBA has its MVP of the year, so your friendly Signifying nothing editor has decided to establish the "Signifying nothing Biggest Basketball Asshole of the Year." (The Snabby Shabby Assholaria.)
While there were many good candidates this year all the way from overly-whiny players to overly-zealous, you want to fight, big guy? you want to fight? referees, (drum roll please) the Snabby Shabby Assholaria goes to Carmelo Anthony of the unfortunate Denver Nuggets for his sucker-punch run away! run away! style.
(Rim shot.)
Good job, Melo you asshole, you! If you're going to throw a punch like that, at least have the balls to stick around and face the consequences. Pussy. (See Condiment: I've been out of high school for nigh on 2.5 decades and I can use "pussy" in appropriate circumstances and with not a flinch of shame at my Jr. High-based language.)
Any nominees for the Basketball Asshole Hall of fame?
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