Thank you Boing Boing and whoever created this masterpiece of drama for giving me a sore gut. I think it sums up all of Shakespeare in 5 seconds. (And I know it is not a Chipmunk, but their title was much funnier than rodent-related title I could come up with.)
Update: Well that didn't work. Guess that is what I get for posting from a "fully functioning luxury resort." There is a movie reference there and it was hilarious at the time I made it. Not so much now.