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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

From the Typewriter to the Bookstore: A Publishing Story

Best lines (not-exact):
"Authors take between 10 to 30 years to produce a text."
"The author will submit the text to an agent. The agent will staple it and submit it to the editor."
"Editors traditionally select character names."
"All communication between editor and author is conducted on twitter."

Losing an Eye

My Uncle Ken Lost an eye in an Industrial  Accident My grandpa Lost his hearing Working the Mines What did I lose because of my labor?  My h...