Innocent? Yeah right


Walkie talkies!, originally uploaded by Theorris.

This is the child who perpetrated the crimes mentioned below, and many more. I settled down into a depressed teen after my father died, driven by an unknown future.

That's bound to make anyone stop doing stupid things.

Now that I've outlived Elvis, however, I feel the prankster or hellion in me returning.

Ok, it never left.

Comments

  1. Lisa B.8:41 PM

    The pictures you post of your childish self are unbelievable. Life is strange, no?

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  2. Clint Gardner8:43 PM

    Why are they unbelievable?

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  3. Cordelia6:44 AM

    Now days, you could qualify for the gifted and talented class.

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  4. Lisa B.7:58 AM

    "unbelievable" means "strangely moving," but thought that was too weird to say. And now: I've said it. Ta Da!

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