Sunday, June 18, 2006

"Crap, Chief, I broke the Trib!"

When I woke up this morning I found this in place of everyone's favorite Utah newspaper's website:Now tell me, where's a guy supposed to get his weekly dose secretly right-wing news while lounging about in bed on a Sunday morning? Well I could go to the DesNews, but as attentive readers of the Desserted News know, IT IS FULL OF LIBRULS! I can't have that for breakfast, now can I? (Thanks to the Deseret Spectacle, a fun read any time, for reminding me of that letter.)

No, it looks like I am going to be forced to roll my ass out of bed and clean my sty of a house. Ok, it really isn't a sty, but it motivates me to think that it is so I'll do something.

Can you tell I'm in a particularly foul mood this morning?

"And don't call me Chief." (That's Perry White, if you don't recall.) Somehow I don't think Jimmy Olson would say "crap" however. Now Lois Lane would, but that Lois is a guttermouth.

5 comments:

  1. I hope that's not the orginal apple url in your dock.

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  2. Indeed it is. I like it there.

    Don't you remember, C, I bought a new computer? There is so much room on the screen, I don't have to take things off the dock.

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  3. I remember but in my world, the url left in the dock is a sign of a Mac novice. It's the first thing to go when working on an image.

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  4. I kind of like it there.

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  5. I've always taken them out, now I learn that you can put them on the dock from the bookmark list but not the bookmark toolbar.

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