When I woke up this morning I found this in place of everyone's favorite Utah newspaper's website:Now tell me, where's a guy supposed to get his weekly dose secretly right-wing news while lounging about in bed on a Sunday morning? Well I could go to the DesNews, but as attentive readers of the Desserted News know, IT IS FULL OF LIBRULS! I can't have that for breakfast, now can I? (Thanks to the Deseret Spectacle, a fun read any time, for reminding me of that letter.)
No, it looks like I am going to be forced to roll my ass out of bed and clean my sty of a house. Ok, it really isn't a sty, but it motivates me to think that it is so I'll do something.
Can you tell I'm in a particularly foul mood this morning?
"And don't call me Chief." (That's Perry White, if you don't recall.) Somehow I don't think Jimmy Olson would say "crap" however. Now Lois Lane would, but that Lois is a guttermouth.