Issue 57: here's an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale
"A female kangaroo has saved an Australian farmer's life by alerting his family that he was lying unconscious in a field."
Was the kangaroo named Lasie?
Close enough: "Lu Lu" or "Loo Loo." Anyway there was a TV show in the 60's in Australia called "Skippy to the Rescue" about a Kangaroo who chanelled Lassie. I'm not kidding. Look it up.