Issue 57: here's an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale
"A free 'Shred-A-Thon,' originally scheduled for Saturday by Weyerhauser Document Destruction and Recycling, has been postponed and probably will be held in the fall. "
I don't even know what a shred-a-thon is. I would go just because the name is so cool.
I'll let you know in the fall.