My friends John and Kendra (see Kendrakoo and Chak over there <---) gave me this sign a few years ago for my birthday. It is about the best birthday gift I've ever received, I think. The only thing better to get would be a mummy or a robot. In any case, I mention this gift because J&K are visiting from their temporary home in Austin. They will hopefully make ample use of the Wilhelm's tikified guest room.
Side-yard parties to be expected. 75% chance of seeing cobalt hour.