Is that really a fortune? Come on, fortunes are supposed to tell you something about the future, right, not some inane statement about personality traits.
Wow, I guess I just proved that fortune wrong.
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perhaps the fortune cookie knows more than you do.
ReplyDeletehowever, I completely endorse your point about the frequent failure of fortune cookies to deliver a fortune. advice, personality diagnosis, whatever. it's annoying.
Oh I would love to be a romantic, lb. I would, in fact, endorse Romanticism as the best way of living if the world weren't against it.
ReplyDeletePerhaps the fortune cookie producers have witnessed the fruits of their "fortunes" and opted for a more practical approach of simply giving you quotes or overall outlooks on life. Gotta cover your ass somehow. They should rename them "obvious statement cookies."
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