Issue 57: here's an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale
Weren't you asking about stupid professional sport mascots?Look no further.
The new Stinger has lost his edge. Softer features. Larger eyes. He has been Tellytubbyized. The old Stinger sometimes scared the children with his more aggressive stance. He was also faster and did back flips.
Anyone can be a critic (read: cultural studies guy). Whaddya gonna do about it? (read: rhetorically savvy activist guy)
Hey, is this Gary Baseman dude (Electric Man) your new mascot?