Match Game 2005!

Brenda said to her son, "It's not true that I wanted a daughter instead of you. Now shut up and put on your ______."

UPDATE: We have a winner! With her answer of "training bra" Lisa (sorry not Lisa B.) successfully matched our extra-special super guest star Gary Burghoff and wins a lifetime's supply of Turtle Wax* [TM]!

For those who didn't win, we have a fabulous consolation prize!

*That's exactly one can.

Comments

  1. Anonymous12:25 PM

    cha-cha heels!

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  2. Condiment4:48 PM

    ...scrunchy.

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  3. Anonymous4:52 PM

    Hey... it's been a while... wanted to say hi!

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  4. Cordelia2:13 PM

    Ortho Evra Patch

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  5. Clint Gardner2:14 PM

    Hi d-lo! How's the volleyball?

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  6. Myridian4:50 PM

    training bra!

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  7. Lisa B.8:53 PM

    pretty face!

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  8. Cordelia5:09 PM

    Clap, clap, clap
    Yea! for Lisa, Good answer, Good Answer!!

    ReplyDelete

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