Issue 57: here's an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale
uh, hail the size of moth balls?
Holy Shit-cow! we gots hail the size of yo' mama's ass!
big, medium, and super-sized pebbles? (capitalizing on the "rock" element of hail "stones"--or would that be cheating? In which case, then perhaps we ought to pause before the metaphoricity of "hailstones" itself?)
lis: Did they have moth balls before golf balls? I should research that.mama-sofa: Yo mama deez nutz!lisa b.: now that you mention it, I wonder if the Germanic folks had images of Thor striking his mighty hammer causing hail to chip off?