Tuesday, May 31, 2005
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Losing an Eye
My Uncle Ken Lost an eye in an Industrial Accident My grandpa Lost his hearing Working the Mines What did I lose because of my labor? My h...
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The trio vs. the pirate-ladyman Recently lis opined that no native Utard remembers Lighthouse 20, the kid show that was broadcast on UHF cha...
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I really don't know what happened Suddenly I get a phone call, a call In this day of text only messages That, of course, is a sign to an...
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A flute Some woodwinds An announcer A fifteen year old Pianist What is
uh, hail the size of moth balls?
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit-cow! we gots hail the size of yo' mama's ass!
ReplyDeletebig, medium, and super-sized pebbles? (capitalizing on the "rock" element of hail "stones"--or would that be cheating? In which case, then perhaps we ought to pause before the metaphoricity of "hailstones" itself?)
ReplyDeletelis: Did they have moth balls before golf balls? I should research that.
ReplyDeletemama-sofa: Yo mama deez nutz!
lisa b.: now that you mention it, I wonder if the Germanic folks had images of Thor striking his mighty hammer causing hail to chip off?