SLC Haiku Bar Reviews: Lumpy's Highland Drive

The Cigar smoke hangs
Sordidly over our heads
Breathing is flavored

Comments

  1. Lisa B.11:18 PM

    Gah. Cigars reek. And by reek I mean stink.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Clint Gardner10:28 PM

    Hmm:

    "Gah! Cigars reek!
    And by reek I mean they stink!"
    She loudly shouted.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Lisa B.7:53 AM

    He appropriated
    my comment and made it
    into a sad haiku

    ReplyDelete

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