Ok, we've bandied this about enough, my droogies. I now present to you TEAM ENGLISH : CafePress.com. To quote from the site, "You teach English and love poetry but you are no namby-pamby panty-waist! You ride your bike up 6% grades with ease and have a killer outside jump shot. You split infinitives and undangle modifiers with glee. You bowl consistently over 90 and love to talk shit about those wimps in the Philosophy Department."
The only question I have is who is going to be the one to buy Stephen the shirt?
We definitely need to have a TEAM ENGLISH day. Hightouch? Is this a 5 Year Plan Committee mission?