Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Got a craptastic team? ELECTRIC RING IS THE ANSWER.

"The Jazz have spruced up their 15-year-old arena, spending $1.8 million on an electronic ring around the upper bowl that, Haslam said, 'restores the wow factor that we haven't had for a while.' " SL Trib

They could also install a fan-control Ostertag prod. Now that would be worth 90 bucks.
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1 comment:

  1. middlebrow10:47 PM

    Yes! Ostertag prods. In fact, now that I think of it, I should have gone as Ostertag for Halloween. Now that would have been a costume!

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