Saturday, November 05, 2005

For the list of good things to hear from the TV when turning it off since you are leaving for a night on the town and will not be watching the game

"Jazz up by ten."

Could it be? 2 and 0 with 2 games in the season! Playoffs here the fuck we come.

Yeah right.
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