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Huck it, Skeletor!

Huck it, Skeletor!, originally uploaded by Theorris.

Wilhelm inmate Catinlap is quite creative and his favorite holiday is Halloween. That adds up to some pretty awesome to the max Halloween decorations. Here we see the plastic skeleton shredding.

Travel

The box elder bug,
An unlikely commuter,
Flutters to the door.

Meta this: modern broadcasting incompetence, extraordinaire! or where I advertise another blogging venture

I make a grand, sweeping generalization about Fox 13's broadcasting incompetence of the Boston/Cleveland game tonight over at TWIT:

I see the lack of notification on the part of broadcasters as yet another example of the decline of our society into greedy, me-first, ill-mannered priggishness.

Stick that in your craw, FAWWWWWWWWWWWWKS* 13 and suck it!**

*You must picture John Kleenex saying the FOX 13 bit.)

**I need a little old lady to sit on the side of my blog and comment on my posts. On this one, she would be saying "How crass!"

Idol

I don't know why I find this so funny and compelling.

Best film ever

I've thought long and hard about this, but I've come to the conclusion that the best film ever is The Third Man.

Why, you ask. Why?

• It was written by Graham Greene, first of all, one of the most interesting and undervalued authors of the 20th century. Seriously, this guy knew what in the hell he was doing and why he was doing it. He was clear-headed enough in his confusing time to understand the clear evil that is rampant self-centeredness.
  
• It has the tightest plot development I've ever seen.
• Its driving sound track played simply on a zither weaves into the movie so well that it becomes a character itself.
• It presents an ethical/moral dilemma that is complex yet simple in its outcome. The exploration of Harry Lime's crimes (what a rhyme there) is stunning. You could apply it to our current situation in Iraq quite readily.
• It explores, q.v. above, Americanism in all its naive and horrific glory. The contrast between Holly Martins and Harry Lime creates this weird, world-weary naivte. It is not the Henry James ignorant American. This (Holly Martins) is a gruf American who is supposedly "happy as a lark," idealistic, until he confronts his friend at 15 Stutgart, Harry Lime who is his foil: a corrupt gangster who provides bad medicine to children.
• Valli: the quintessential European girlfriend we all wish we had.
• The best opening narrative from an inconsequential character:

  I never knew the old Vienna before the war with its Strauss music, its glamour and easy charm. Constantinople suited me better. I really got to know it in the classic period of the black market. We'd run anything if people wanted it enough and whom had the money to pay. Of course a situation like that does tempt amateurs but, well, you know they can't stay the course like a professional." --Stay the course, oh my! That is probably the best opening for a story(film) that I've ever hear/seen/read. (cg)
  

• The most intricate film noir production aside from Maltese Falcon.
• A stunning slap in the face to all that we hold holy, witnessed by Orson Welles' supposedly improvised speech when he is menacing the Joseph Cotten character with a quick trip to the bone yard from the heights of a rather modern ferris wheel:

  You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays.....Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.
  

As I said: stunning--simply stunning.

Egomaniac #2: The Spread

Egomaniac #2: The Spread, originally uploaded by Theorris.

This is my photo. The cover was not mine.