For toilets that run or won't refill

I am inspired by toilet fixtures
FAST FILL VALVE
FITS ALL BRANDS

I won't mention that it
REPLACES UNIVERSAL FILL VALVES
Sorry,
I GUESS I DID.

The installation was as simple
As the box suggested
One
Two
Three

But I have a bucket of water
From the drained tank that I
Have not emptied.

You know it is impolite to talk
About our bodily functions

But changing the float valve
In this shitter really makes me
Want to take a royal shit

So I do.

Goodness.  You shouldn't talk
Like that

The INSTALLATION went well
I even consulted the Spanish
Instruciones.

At least it flushes now.