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Diet
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If you decide to take on the care of another life, you need to respect its needs. If I get a cow, I provide it hay and grass. If I get a snake, I provide it mice. If I get a cat, I provide it a ground yellow corn, corn gluten meal, chicken by-product meal, soybean meal, beef tallow (preserved with mixed tocopherols), animal digest, calcium carbonate, turkey by-product meal, salmon meal, ocean fish meal, phosphoric acid, choline chloride, salt, potassium chloride, titanium dioxide (color), vitamins (vitamin E supplement, niacin supplement, vitamin A supplement, d-calcium pantothenate, thiamine mononitrate [source of vitamin B1], riboflavin supplement [source of vitamin B2], pyridoxine hydrochloride [source of vitamin B6], menadione sodium bisulfite complex [source of vitamin K activity], vitamin D3 supplement, folic acid, biotin, vitamin B12 supplement), minerals (ferrous sulfate [source of iron], zinc oxide, manganous oxide, copper sulfate, calcium iodat...
For toilets that run or won't refill
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I am inspired by toilet fixtures FAST FILL VALVE FITS ALL BRANDS I won't mention that it REPLACES UNIVERSAL FILL VALVES Sorry, I GUESS I DID. The installation was as simple As the box suggested One Two Three But I have a bucket of water From the drained tank that I Have not emptied. You know it is impolite to talk About our bodily functions But changing the float valve In this shitter really makes me Want to take a royal shit So I do. Goodness. You shouldn't talk Like that The INSTALLATION went well I even consulted the Spanish Instruciones. At least it flushes now.
An Ode to Lynn
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Lynn, You were dour And you know it The postcards from That far away city Speak of love However You must read that Book aloud to us all Now We are stuck on the Tube But then again We drank at the Bar X There was loss There was gain There was Your excellence cannot Match a regular schedule Of meetings and schedules I suggest you write That's what you do Dear doctor Write
An Ode to Lisa
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Lisa, The glaring sun could not outshine Your honeysuckle brilliance. You sang, my God you sang. You sang of a memory lost And then recovered You sang of lust undiscovered Discovered. I talked to you after, quite foolishly, And said "honeysuckle" when it was Honey locust. All honey tastes as sweet, As the poet says. An ode should be longer, Methinks. But I am overwhelmed, like Keats with his bubbles winking Your wine has over-taken me. What's the strophe? What's the Antistrophe? But here's the epode: Pindar celebrated athletic performance, Did he not? You out shot the sun In your simple song sung. Twelve hundred million meters I say. No discus could ever Sail so far or so high. Tis not unusual, as Tom, might Say _________________________
Three encounters with loneliness
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First, "I am lonely, lonely. I was born to be lonely," The lights were on in his Office. Second, a casual conversation In the hall, "I'm just feeling Lonely." Third, I don't recall it so Clearly, but it was a lost Girl who walked by me and Said hello. She glanced quickly Side to side Hush now, don't explain Loneliness