Issue 57: here's an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale
DAWG.Congrats! The historian bought a Subaru very recently. He sends his condolences (even though he actually likes the car very much).
Condolences are only necessary in about 20 years when this thing is rust gutted out.
Oh, but I think you meant condolences about re-joining the rat race?
Excellent choice, what's her name?
Black Beauty, but of course!
I suppose I could go with 'The Black' or 'Shêtân.'
Awesome, but don't go doing any of that crazy driving again and throw your shoulder out once more.