Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Avalanche Terror!

You never know when terrorists will strike! Perhaps it will be while I, and my big wig colleagues will be sojourning at Deer Valley. They might cause an avalanche: UAC Avalanche Advisory. Scroll down to the bottom of that page to read this:
This advisory provided by the Wasatch Cache National Forest, in partnership with:
Utah Division of State Parks and Recreation, The Friends of the Utah Avalanche Center, Utah Department of Emergency Services and Homeland Security and Salt Lake County
My italic emphasis. Be on the look out on the slopes for Osama. (Actually he apparently did like to ski back in the Regan Era.)

Oh and hello, Homeland Security blog censor/reader/operative. I know you've been assigned to this duty. I'm just a regular guy. I don't know nothing. Sorry for making fun of and being frightened of you.

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