If my March/April weren't hell on wheels I would have joined Color Wars 2008.
I am particularly looking forward to SmackTalk Haiku, as I look forward to all things Haiku and most smack talk when it has to do with basketball. I shall, therefore, offer you a SmackTalk Haiku in anticipation of of the Jazz trouncing the Rockets tomorrow night:
The only red glare
Will be from your spanked asses
Oh flopping Rockets
Woo hoo, a Star-spangled Banner reference!