Issue 57: here's an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
What things may come
I've been having terrible nightmares lately. I can provide no specific details due to the phenomenon of dream-forgetting, but mostly they involve my camera, its loss, and eventual destruction.
Did I tell you I hurt my head yesterday and I think my left frontal lobe was pushed out of the bone covering my forehead. I took a picture. I think I'll post it on my blog. Tissue...issue... (I think I'll sleep in it. I'll take a picture of my dreams with your camera)
sounds like something Freudian. Do you have issues?
ReplyDeleteYou got an issue? I got an issue with it.
ReplyDeleteOh and issue is one of the best words ever aside from tissue.
ReplyDeleteThink of all the ways you can use these words. I'll start you out:
1) tissue of lies
Did I tell you I hurt my head yesterday and I think my left frontal lobe was pushed out of the bone covering my forehead. I took a picture. I think I'll post it on my blog. Tissue...issue...
ReplyDelete(I think I'll sleep in it. I'll take a picture of my dreams with your camera)
you're distracting me. I've got work to do.
Goodness.
ReplyDeleteI hope you have been to the hospital.
I did but all they gave me was a tissue.
ReplyDelete