Wednesday, September 05, 2007

The only reason that the 9 SLC residents who read this crap should vote for Ralph Becker

1) I'll kick your ass if you don't.

Enough said.


  1. You'll kick my ass or Ralph will? I can't vote for anyone who's last name rhymes with the male genitalia.

    (no wait...that was back when I was Mormon. Okay, he's got my vote)

  2. Whew, good thing I already made my choice. Last thing I need is a Theorris ass kicking. You creative types are so violent. It must be the bowling.

  3. Yeah, you're probably right sarahbellum. One should repent of one's violent ways.

  4. Oh and issue is one of the best words ever aside from tissue.

    Think of all the ways you can use these words. I'll start you out:

    1) tissue of lies