The only reason that the 9 SLC residents who read this crap should vote for Ralph Becker
1) I'll kick your ass if you don't.
Enough said.
Enough said.
Bwooop!
The trio vs. the pirate-ladyman Recently lis opined that no native Utard remembers Lighthouse 20, the kid show that was broadcast on UHF channel 20. Now I have a slight dispute with lis, in that I remember the pirate on the show was played by a woman, and she recalls someone very different (a man, I presume). Now Lighthouse 20 was not by any means my favorite show (hell I think it replaced Gillagan's Island!), but I do remember it--not really fondly but I remember it. The real purpose of my writing is that I made the comparison of Lighthouse 20 to Hotel Balderdash--a show that apparently ran for 10 years on channel four here in SLC. Now this show was the bomb; not only did it start at 6:00 am 6:45 am and show nothing but 30's-late 40's Warner Brothers cartoons (you know, Bugs and Daffy, but not Porky Pig and certainly not that crap WB churned out from the 50s onward.) These cartoons, of course, were made for adults and the humor was mostly sophisticated in a slapstick kind...
You'll kick my ass or Ralph will? I can't vote for anyone who's last name rhymes with the male genitalia.
ReplyDelete(no wait...that was back when I was Mormon. Okay, he's got my vote)
Whew, good thing I already made my choice. Last thing I need is a Theorris ass kicking. You creative types are so violent. It must be the bowling.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you're probably right sarahbellum. One should repent of one's violent ways.
ReplyDeleteOh and issue is one of the best words ever aside from tissue.
ReplyDeleteThink of all the ways you can use these words. I'll start you out:
1) tissue of lies