I can't wait until they work this Taser[TM] product into the iPhone[TM]: TASER C2 which has a built-in MP3 player. Shocking. Absolutely shocking.
Of course this product is causing a pun field day out there. My favorite has to be my own, but I think "Killing Me Softly With His Song" is far more clever. The worst pun has to be a belabored effort trying to work Frank Zappa into the story.
I ain't even gonna search for "Shock the Monkey" in regards to this horrific piece of modernity. Oy.
Oh and for you Panopticon fans out there, Taser[TM] also has a Taser[TM] with an optional camera!