Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Get down with your badself so they don't get down with their badself

I can't wait until they work this Taser[TM] product into the iPhone[TM]: TASER C2 which has a built-in MP3 player. Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

Of course this product is causing a pun field day out there. My favorite has to be my own, but I think "Killing Me Softly With His Song" is far more clever. The worst pun has to be a belabored effort trying to work Frank Zappa into the story.

I ain't even gonna search for "Shock the Monkey" in regards to this horrific piece of modernity. Oy.

Oh and for you Panopticon fans out there, Taser[TM] also has a Taser[TM] with an optional camera!


  1. And here I thought your post would be about masturbation!

  2. There is no fitting response to such a comment.

  3. Can you taze a cigarette with the iphone tazer and light it? If so I think it is a worthy addition.