Issue 57: here's an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale
"On November 14th, 1851 Herman Melville published Moby Dick, the classic tale of Captain Ahab's whale hunt." (OUPblog: This Day in History: Moby Dick is Published)
Ouch. Every so often, I feel a twinge in my conscience that I haven't read this monument. Can't I just admire it from afar? Do I have to plunge my hands into the spermiceti? Do I?
All hate the white whale. The evil white whale with his dead-blue eye.